DUDE!!! We are under the FUCKING water.
I found this cool journal entry thing under a rock, it looks pretty neat.... too bad I can't read!!! could you, erm, read it for me?
Fish are pretty cool!!!! They just flop around and stuff... that's pretty cool. You know what isn't cool?
I've been living in these here waters for 60000000 years and there's EVIL FISHES and CORAL and stuff everywhere!!!! It's a real problem since this is where I go to swim and collect sand and evolve and stuff....
it's pissing me the FLIP off!!!!! How am I, a humble fish food farmer, supposed to grow my fishy foody fun when these EVIL fishes are eating it all!! This friggin sucks!!!!! Maybe I'll have to go deeper....